Mr. and Mrs. Kink (dot com)

Photography by AlteredAperture.com

Dear Marky,

You’re just downstairs, yet you’re a mile away.  I’m up here with my headphones working on a project and you’re down there, with your headphones, working on a project.  The work you’ve done lately to make Quid Pro Quo a success is the difference between swimming and sinking.  You are the hero and I am so proud of you!

Isn’t it crazy that when our children are gone for two hours we rub our hands together and say, “Yay!  Now we can get some work done!”?   Why aren’t we having sex?

I know you’re just a Gpeep away, a Twitter would get your attention, but you are busy and so am I.  It would only distract you.

I miss you.

Love,
Your Catalina

Graphic Design by Naughty Secretary

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The best sex bloggers collaborate with the best erotic and bondage photographers to produce the best sex blog content you’ll find in one place on the internet.  Here’s a rundown of what you’ll find here (in no particular order other than as it comes to me):

BDSM, Dom, Domme, Submissive, Online D/s, Vanilla, Queer, Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual, Poly, Psychology, Sexuality, Discussion, Photography, Sociology, Podcasts, Bondage (including beautiful rope bondage by well-respected bondage artists), Erotic Fiction, Tales of Adventures, Sexual Fantasies, Hot Couples, Kink, Fetish, Phone Sex Operators, Professional Sex Writers, Reviews, Photoblogs, Education and Information, Smut, Filth, Flirting, HNT, Networking, Featured Artists, Local Events, Poetry, and even just once in a while a tale about the weird lives we tend to lead.

Represented here are:

Catalina Loves
Marky D. Sade

The Accidental Blowjob
Aiming to Arouse
Altered Aperture
Blue-Eyed Vixen
Bottoms Up! …and, and then some
BT Charles
Curvaceous Dee
Dangerous Lilly
Diary of a Kinky Librarian
Easily Aroused
Eclectic Enchantress
Ellie Lumpesse
The Enigmatic Angel
Erocrush
Essin’ Em
Exjinn.net
Fanny Lucette
FetLIfe
Graydancer
His lolidoll
Janice
Kinkerbelle
Mystress Lady Evyl
Lady Sascha
A Little Cinful
Lochai
Long Distance Sub
Married Exploits
Ms. Nikki Nefarious
Narration by D
Naughty Secretary
Priapus
Radical Vixen
Reality Nemesis
Sakura Sarashi
Sapphire J
Scarlet Lotus
Stark-Arts
Sugarbutch Chronicles
Sweatshop Sissy
Thursday’s Child
Tits For Troops
Trufetish
Unspeakable Axe

"Catalina's Penthouse Bondage", Rigging and Photography by Ms. Nikki Nefarious

This week’s Good Things List is packed full of as many good things as I could find for you.  Some are free, some are not.  Everything on here I hand-picked myself and I recommend.  It’s not bullshit, it’s not clever advertising, it’s just that I’m an opinionated person and I think that people should know about the good things that I find.  That’s all.

A Good Blog To Read

Naughty Secretary writes a very hot blog.  She is a natural born writer, it just pours out of her and what she ends up with is eloquent and perfect every single time.  She caught my attention and now we are close.  I consider her my Naughty Secretary, as she has taken on the position willingly.  I’m not just sending you there because NS is fucking hot, nor am I sending you there just because she wrote this post about me, but it certainly didn’t hurt her case either!

A Good Dildo

I’m way into glass / pyrex dildos these days.  I talked before about the Cyberglass Felicity.  This time I’m recommending the Pleasure Bump.  They are a really nice quality for a really nice price.  I was going on and on about the Cyberglass Felicity with a friend of mine who said, ” I love that glass dildo.  Most glass products are so expensive, but this one is inexpensive, yet feels like some of the higher end glass dildos.” So there you have it, two kinky women agree these dildos are the way to go!

A Good Quickie

Mz Berlin is a friend of mine, as you know.  She’s sexy, she’s intelligent, she’s dorky, she’s funny, she loves Lolcats, and sensory deprivation with her Dom, The Mad Scientist.  She also has a little clips store that is well worth your time.  Of course you can see porn for free, duh.  I’m not stupid.  I know this.  You can also eat for free if you want to dumpster dive.  This is the equivalent of eating in the restaurant rather than digging through the scraps.  Take your pick and give a click.  It’s a mixture of content from her younger days and also current content that she creates herself.  And as she says, “I made it just for you.”

A Good Calling Card

I really need to have new calling cards made.  Badly.  So does everybody I know.  Lately it’s been the topic of conversation amongst my friends.  When Thursday’s Child suggested Moo Cards, I instantly knew I had to pass that site along in the Good Things List this week.  It is definitely where I am going to order my cards from (payday…  payday…)   Oh, by the way - I get nothing from them for saying this - I just think their site is very cool.

A Good Deed

Now you can do a good deed and get off at the same time!  It doesn’t really get better than that.  Seriously.  Take a look at “Adopt a Child” by Sinless Touch.  I’m not affiliated with them, but I saw a press release on AVN (Adult Video Network) recently and looked into it and it’s the real deal.  It says on their site:

During checkout, you have the option to round up your purchases and donate electronic “spare change” to a charitable cause.  One of the reasons that people don’t donate is because they don’t have enough time, so we have tired to make it easy for you.  During your checkout you decide how much to round up your total, and the donation is included in your payment.
With your generous donations, we have committed to adopting children worldwide. We will maintain a profile of each child and their life for all to follow and see how we are all making a difference.

A Good Rigger

A rigger is a bondage artist.  S/he ties knots intricately for BDSM scenes using Nawa Shibari as well as other bondage art techniques.  Professional riggers are employed by companies like Kink.com and often are themselves players in the scene (take Claire Adams, for example).  Some are just there to tie up the willing victim.  Some are there to create bondage art for bondage art photography.  Ms. Nikki Nefarious was voted the #3 Rigger in the 2008 Bondage Awards.  That’s right, my Nikki, the genius behind Altered Aperture, the award winning rigger ties up Catalina all the time.  How fucking lucky am I?!?!  Nikki’s recent separation from Social Kink has made her more available for freelance work.  Now’s your chance!

A Good Way To Distract Yourself

I might be the last one alive to have signed up already for Twitter, my profile is CatalinaLoves, but I’m now officially addicted.  I even have the little Twitterfox plug in for Firefox and now I can play with all my blogger friends and fellow kinksters and perverts all day long while I’m supposed to be working!  If I could figure it out, I would add a little Twitter widget to Catalina Loves, but I haven’t figured it out yet.  I could also, apparently, get updates on my cell phone, but again, not quite that cool.  Funny, I can tell you how to write code, but I can’t get Twitter technology to work.

Well, that’s about it - anything more and I’ll just be looking for good things.  These are all good things that I’ve found, stumbled upon, or was pointed to.  I’d rather have a short list of good things that are really good than a big long list of crap I hunted for on Friday night at 9:33 pm (the current time here in Charlotte, NC).

Just a little shameless self-promotion — I’d like to think that my blogs are all good things, so just a little reminder to take a peek.  I also just started writing at Trufetish.com and I will contribute on the blog at Into The Attic as well.  Soon all of the best sex bloggers and erotic photographers will collaborate on a very big project I am managing - so keep an ear out for news about that!  And now, it’s time for my date with MDS.

We usually have good sex.  I can’t remember a time when we didn’t have great sex.  But whenever we have sex we always say that was the best sex ever.  So again, we had the best sex ever.

I have a mountain of toys to choose from now, and even some new lingerie that I bought for a photoshoot I did with Altered Aperture the other night.  So I was told to wear that lingerie and when the baby went to bed, I was told to put on my collar.

We just hung out together for a while - Marky D. Sade and Catalina - backrubs, legrubs, footrubs, touches, love, intimacy, smoking out, watching funny shows, but the vibe remained a Master/slut sexual vibe.  He got up to do something and left me with instructions to put on my new strap-on harness, the one in the picture above.  Same lingerie, same harness, same collar.  Same everything.  When he came back, I was to be lying in bed stroking my cock.

He came back to find me perfectly obedient and lay next to me telling me to stroke his cock at the same time.  So there I was, two cocks in my hands, moving them at the same time with the same pressure, focusing on the new experience.  He reached down to play with my pussy, putting in the glass dildo that I just received, telling me to keep it there on my own.  I did.   Soon he pulled it out and pulled me on top of him, telling me to ride his cock while stroking my own.  I did.  It’s the first time I’ve done that with Mr. Kink.  It was undeniably hot.  I realize there is no sensation in stroking my own cock, but we all know that isn’t the point, really.

As he fucked me and I stroked my cock, he told me to confess all my dirty thoughts to him - to tell him how it made me feel to fuck him like this with my cock in my hand.  I couldn’t.  I just licked his neck and nibbled his ear.  He spanked me hard and demanded that I did.  I still couldn’t.  The thing of it is, I really in that moment could only imagine topping him and I’ve never admitted that before.  He spanked me harder.  Finally I sat up on his cock, my cock in my hand and it poured out, “I want to put you on your knees, put this collar and lead on you and make you the slut that you make me. I want to make you suck my cock the way I suck yours.  Not because I tell you to, but because you love to suck cock the way that I do.”   I was absolutely terrified.  He said, “I already knew that.  You can’t hide anything from me, little slut.  You don’t think I know what goes through that filthy dirty mind of yours?  I can read you.  You know this by now.”

We fucked for a bit, talking dirty about all the filthy things that I do think about while fucking, and then he came in me.  It’s been a while since he’s cum in me.  Often it’s on me, because I totally dig the feeling of being cum on and then having it rubbed into my skin or to lick it of of my skin.  Often it’s in my mouth, because I so love to suck cock and I so love to swallow cum.  But it is rare and special when He cums inside of me.  I relished it.

He grabbed my vibe and shoved it inside of my pussy, pushing me onto my back and licking my clit.  I think he knows that it turns me on crazy mad to no end that he goes down on me after he cums in me.  He played with me, keeping me on the brink of orgasm, but not allowing me to cum for a long time, trying out different toys and then his fist.  Finally he told me to cum and I did.  And when I did cum, I thought of the perfect image of being there with MDS and Lochai, having Lochai cum in my mouth as I came for MDS.

We giggled, snuggled, and MDS rubbed my head until I fell asleep.  Utter perfection.

[image of Catalina by Altered Aperture]

[photography by Altered Aperture]

“How much do you love me, John?” she asked. He answered, “How much do I love you? Count the stars in the sky. Measure the waters of the oceans with a teaspoon. Number the grains of sand on the seashore. Impossible, You Say?” - Marky On The Beach

I am so proud of you. You are breathtaking. You are a bombshell. You are a MILF. You are a sex goddess. You are Catalina. You are everything, because you’re amazing in your depth and complexity.