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Mr. and Mrs. Kink Present The Week In Kink #8b
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Last week I took the easy way out and sent you to BestSexBloggers.com. This week I did my homework! I included blogs that aren’t on BestSexBloggers.com. Of course I’ll start with a synopsis of our own blogs. We haven’t been writing as much of our own content - this week we became the marketing department for Fetlife.com. If you haven’t checked out Fetlife yet, what are you waiting for? It’s the best social networking site for kinky people just like you!
This week’s Week In Kink is brought to you by the caffeine and nicotine keeping me awake to write it.
Catalina Loves:
Catalina Says:
Mr. and Mrs. Kink.com:
Breathplay.info:
Sgt. Major’s Briefing Room:
Mz Berlin’s Blog:
- Me (Mz Berlin) and Madison Young in Training of O
- Mz Berlin Knows That You’re Not Audrey Hollander - Anal Toys for The Rest of Us
Satine Phoenix’s Blog:
- Satine Phoenix is Shibari Bound and Forced to Cum on Hogtied.com
- Satine Phoenix says, “Save Thousands and Go To Your High School Reunion”
Lady Sascha, Cocktease Extraordinaire:
Waking Vixen:
Marky D. Sade’s Bondage Blog:
Mrs. Kink’s Good Things List (#8)
Viva la Vida by Coldplay
All the best things I could find for you in one week, and some things I have forgotten to include for a while now. I’m a little late this weekend, because I spent a little too much time socializing. However, in my own defense, against myself, I would say that I have worked 18 hour days 7 days a week for … what seems like an eternity. Okay, enough self-rationalization. I’m late, but no rabbit had to die. Here is this week’s Good Things List - hopefully it’s a better version than Martha’s.
A Good Blog To Read!
Fanny Lucette is a Ph.D. psychology professor, with M.A. degrees in related fields. She has been a counselor and educator for many years. She recently wrote a guest post for me on Catalina Loves (thank you thank you thank you!!) and she will be joining the new community blog that will launch soon at bestsexbloggers.com. Her blog is not a sex blog per se, but as she describes it on her page, “All of us have questions about relationships, sexual thoughts or behaviors. My life experiences and professional credentials will help you sort through it all.” So take a look and hit your RSS feeds because you’ll want to keep up with Ms. Lucette once you’ve started reading.
A Good (Strap On) Dildo
Strap on play. Three little words, but they can invoke an entire mental scene, can’t they? Strap-on sex. Imagine the scene. Is it a lesbian scene? Do you see it as a Domme/sub scene? Is it a loving couple experimenting with assplay together? It really can be any and it can be all. The fact is, I have used strapons with women, as a professional dominatrix, and also as a loving wife (even a submissive loving wife, at that). I choose the Corsette Harness as my new favorite strap on harness because it’s soft, velvety, black, feminine, and (important for practical purposes) it adjusts easily so it’s easy to slip in and out of gracefully.
A Good Podcast
Graydancer’s “The Ropecast” is the new home of the premiere rope bondage podcast. This podcast talks about kinky sex, consensual adult bondage, and discusses dominance, submission, sado-masochism, and the iniquieties of the square knot in a frank, open, and entertaining way. (I didn’t write that, by the way, but it is all true and well-written, so why re-invent the wheel? I copied and pasted from The Ropecast site).
A Good Book
It’s going to become very obvious to you soon, so I’ll just ‘fess up now - I am definitely kissing Graydancer’s ass this week. Why? Because I’ve admired him for so long and I practically begged him to be a part of bestsexbloggers.com. I told him that I would, in fact, kiss his ass, if he would join. He joined, so here is Graydancer’s book, Nawashi - A Novel of Erotic Magic. Take a lookee and buy a coppee.
A Good Educational Opportunity
Did you know that you can take free courses online from MIT (yes, that’s the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, MIT). Well, kind of. Read carefully, but essentially they make their course materials available online and though you don’t get credit for it, you can learn for the sake of learning. Now here’s the cool thing, to me, anyway. I thought that MIT only offered courses in science and math. I was wrong. Here is the course description of the course I’m currently taking:
Este semestre la materia combina obras ya canonizadas de finales del siglo XIX y del XX con algunas obras de reciente aparición. De los géneros literarios, vemos poesía, el cuento corto, la novela y la autobiografía. También vemos una película de tema ficticio y dos documentales. El estudiante que se interese por hacerlo puede usar los materiales en la Reserva y en la red para familiarizarse con la historia literaria y cinematográfica de este período. Nuestro enfoque principal, sin embargo, será leer bien y de modo analítico, textos literarios de diferentes momentos históricos y culturas nacionales (e internacionales). Aunque discutiremos analíticamente las tres películas, su interés principal para nosotros será, en un caso, conocer el argumento ideológico de una novela muy famosa e influyente que, por falta de tiempo, no vamos a poder leer en sus totalidad, y en los dos otros casos, para contextualizar una autobiografía y tener un punto de comparación para estudiar cómo se puede reconstruir la memoria simultáneamente individual y colectiva. Otros temas, que se estudiarán en varias obras, serán el bilingüismo (español/inglés) en ciertos escritores hispanoamericanos contemporáneos, y el auge de la novela best seller en la América Hispana.
So, in case you can’t tell, that’s an advanced Spanish literature course. Who knew I could brush up on my primary field of study with free online courses from MIT?! I just found out recently, but I’m on it! The Catalina Downer Disclaimer: You might have to buy books and don’t forget that books are not free. Ever. So, though the courses are free, you can’t necessarily say that you can take any class you want for free. Sorry. But this is about as close as you can get!
A Good Corset (and lingerie)
Mio Destino is located in Europe, but delivers worldwide and has a domestic office. Their corsets are undeniably quality. You’re not buying an ebay corset, this is the one you’ve been saving up for. They aren’t so horribly expensive that you can’t afford it unless you’re married to a very wealthy international finance attorney, however, they’re not cheap either. The selection is unbelievable - corsets by designer, shape, by fabric, corsets to wear out, bridal corsets, underbust corsets, and corset skirts. They are the way to go if you’re in the market for that special one.
A (PERFECT) Album
Viva la Vida by Coldplay is amazing. Brian Eno produced it, so when I first heard it, I rejected it stating simply, “I’m not interested in listening to another U2 album.” What a bitch! Now, I come back with my official opinion - “This is the best Coldplay album yet.” You must listen to it through headphones. That’s my only caveat. It sounds good over speakers, and it sounds great in the car, but there is something special about listening to it in the headphones, like being able to hear Chris quietly count off. Also, I own the official album and then I also have the special Marky D. Sade found this two weeks before it was released version. The difference is that I have two extra tracks - Lost (acoustic) and Lovers in Japan (acoustic). The trick is that you have to listen to the album, looped, without the two extra tracks. Let song 10 fade into song 1. I won’t give it away here, but just do it. It’s neato. I think my favorite song right now is Strawberry Swing. It’s a great way to start the day - Chris Martin telling you it’s such a perfect day.
Afternoon Delight With Pandora
Like I mentioned in yesterday’s post, there is this golden hour around 4:00 pm when we are alone, in our room, for about an hour. The big one puts the little one down for a nap and so we have an entire hour of privacy. I’m usually found upstairs at this time, in our bedroom writing. We’re one of those weird couples that spends a ridiculous amount of time in our room. It’s really more like the family room.
Marky lays down next to me, I’m usually sitting in bed with my laptop. He rubs my back while he rubs his cock, talking about last night’s sex usually. I end up putting my laptop aside and either giving him a handjob, a blowjob, or watching him masturbate while kissing his ear and licking his nipple. Sometimes it’s a combination of the three. I never really feel like having an orgasm myself, usually, at that time.
However, a couple of days ago, my new toys arrived from VibeReview.com right at the Golden Hour. I kicked the kids out, exiled to their own room, and called Marky in. In the box was the Pandora, a little prostate massage toy. I requested it specifically for Marky to test out. We opened it up and checked it out. It was ready to be tried out, right out of the package - we didn’t even have to install batteries!
I didn’t read anything about the Pandora before I started playing with it, so I was surprised to see that it had preprogrammed vibe sensations. Seven of them, to be exact - aside from the slow, medium, intense vibe setting, there are also pulses of vibration programmed at different intervals. I think part of the fun was trying out all the different sensations on different body parts. “Do you like this? How about this? Which was better?” (Our session was much like going to the optometrist)
I rubbed the Pandora all over his cock with different parts of it on different parts of Him. I put the tip of it slightly into his urethra, not enough to stretch, just for the “what do you think?” factor. I hooked the Pandora over his cock and pinned his cock to his stomach. He thought that kind of felt good, actually, when I put a bit of pressure on it. I touched it to his balls, to the base of his cock, to his perineum, and down to his ass. As I did, his cock got stiff and he began to stroke himself.
I lubed up the Pandora and touched the tip to his ass. It slid in very easily. It’s very slim and by all reports, not at all painful. I pushed the little button on the bottom of the Pandora and set the speed to a rhythmic pulsing and watched as pre-cum started to drip out of His cock while he slowly stroked it. I leaned over and licked it off and grabbed my new vibrator.
I laid on my back in front of him so that he could watch me and I slid it into my wet pussy. I fucked myself with my new vibrator while he masturbated with his new vibrator and the end result was I came. When I came and pulled the vibrator out, he pulled me on top of him and slid his cock into me, the Pandora still in place. With him on his back and me on top, I rode his cock. It felt fantastic, but I wanted it to feel better! So I took the tip of my new vibe and stuck it between us on my clit. Within a few minutes I came again, all over his cock, squeezing as I orgasmed.
I rolled off of him, panting and sweaty, and laid my head on his chest, milking his cock slowly with my hand until he came. I watched as he peaked, cum flowing down over my hand like a lava flow, and then licked my fingers. Our hour was up. Time to go back to the responsibilities of parenthood. I cleaned up our new toys and returned them to the toy box next to my bed, and opened the door for business.