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Mr. and Mrs. Kink Present Dacia’s Love Machine - A Sexy Comedy!
http://www.daciaslovemachine.com
Audacia Ray’s new short film, “Dacia’s Love Machine” has been released! The 25-minute director’s cut is available online in .mp4 and .flv and is only $2.99 to download. Pathetic, but true fact, downloading this film costs less than the gas it would take to drive to my nearest Starbucks to hang out with a friend over coffee.
I have seen it and it is hilarious. Obviously it’s a movie about a fucking machine, but ultimately it’s a comedy and the fucking machine is really the star.
You see, Dacia originally received the Love Machine to review. As I recall, it was something along the lines of her orgasm being in spite of, not the result of the Love Machine and so she was less than thrilled to have it laying around her house, so she put an ad on Craigslist:
Sex machine for sale (not a person, an actual machine) - w4mw - 27
Date: 2007-12-03, 9:37PM ESTSo I’m a sex toy reviewer, and a little over a year ago I acquired a fucking machine to review (Topco brand, it retails at $395). It’s kinda big, and I really want it out of my apartment. It has all but one attachment (the one I used, which I will throw away), and technically it is lightly used.
Yes, it’s true, I’m trying to sell my lightly used sex machine on CL. I’m asking $100 for it, you come pick it and get it out of my life. It’s manageable to get it on the subway (probably easier with two people), but I recommend wrapping the box in brown paper or something, since it has pictures and words that will make your package very obvious.
CL doesn’t allow me to post the link to the review, but go to fleshbot[dot]com and search “Marital Aid Test Kitchen: The Fucking Love Machine,” and scroll down to the bottom of the page - the review was posted on October 20, 2006.
She filters through the responses, some of which are so outlandish that I had to ask her, “Did people really respond that way?” To which she replied, “Yes, all of those responses are genuine!” WOW! A study in strange humanology, but I love to peek through the door of the crazy world in which we live. Human nature only gets more and more curious as people stop by to look at the machine in person.
Click the picture to go to www.daciaslovemachine.com and download the movie. The first twenty five people who buy the download get a free sex toy courtesy of EdenFantasys - you have your choice between a pocket rocket and a masturbation sleeve.
Seriously, I personally guarantee you that this will be the best $3.00 you spent today ($2.99, actually). Marky and I got to preview the film and we both thought it was clever, funny, curious, voyeuristic, entertaining, and did I mention funny? Now go! Enjoy 25 minutes of unique entertainment.
Mr. and Mrs. Kink’s Kinky Picks (The Week In Kink #9)
http://satinesblog.com
Sex Blog Picks For The Week! I’ve been trying to decide how to do The Week in Kink now that normally the people I would feature are almost all on BestSexBloggers.com. One thing I want to try is a call for submissions. Send your best/favorite post to me at CatalinaLoves@gmail.com and I will take a look at it. If it passes the Catalina loves… test, then I’ll use it in The Week In Kink, which is posted at TheWeekInKink.com and cross-posted all over teh internets.
CatalinaLoves.com:
CatalinaSays.com:
- Learn How To Tie Someone Up and Help Someone Out at The Same Time
- Every Day Gets Weirder Than The Day Before
MarkyDSade.com:
- Mz Berlin and Charlotte Vale in The Training of O
- The Sarge and Backdoor Bondage Have Great Impact Play and Hogtied Style Bondage Content
BackdoorBondageBlog.com:
Nawalochai.com:
IntoTheAttic.com:
The Accidental Blowjob:
The Femmes Guide:
Dungeonplace.com:
Mz Berlin’s Blog:
Lady Sascha’s Blog:
BestSexBloggers.com:
::psst… for more hot sex blog links go to Sugasm.com::
Mr. and Mrs. Kink Present The Week In Kink #8b
ProPhotoTours.com - Side-by-Side, Start-to-Finish Photographic Workshops
Last week I took the easy way out and sent you to BestSexBloggers.com. This week I did my homework! I included blogs that aren’t on BestSexBloggers.com. Of course I’ll start with a synopsis of our own blogs. We haven’t been writing as much of our own content - this week we became the marketing department for Fetlife.com. If you haven’t checked out Fetlife yet, what are you waiting for? It’s the best social networking site for kinky people just like you!
This week’s Week In Kink is brought to you by the caffeine and nicotine keeping me awake to write it.
Catalina Loves:
Catalina Says:
Mr. and Mrs. Kink.com:
Breathplay.info:
Sgt. Major’s Briefing Room:
Mz Berlin’s Blog:
- Me (Mz Berlin) and Madison Young in Training of O
- Mz Berlin Knows That You’re Not Audrey Hollander - Anal Toys for The Rest of Us
Satine Phoenix’s Blog:
- Satine Phoenix is Shibari Bound and Forced to Cum on Hogtied.com
- Satine Phoenix says, “Save Thousands and Go To Your High School Reunion”