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Mr. and Mrs. Kink Present Dacia’s Love Machine - A Sexy Comedy!
http://www.daciaslovemachine.com
Audacia Ray’s new short film, “Dacia’s Love Machine” has been released! The 25-minute director’s cut is available online in .mp4 and .flv and is only $2.99 to download. Pathetic, but true fact, downloading this film costs less than the gas it would take to drive to my nearest Starbucks to hang out with a friend over coffee.
I have seen it and it is hilarious. Obviously it’s a movie about a fucking machine, but ultimately it’s a comedy and the fucking machine is really the star.
You see, Dacia originally received the Love Machine to review. As I recall, it was something along the lines of her orgasm being in spite of, not the result of the Love Machine and so she was less than thrilled to have it laying around her house, so she put an ad on Craigslist:
Sex machine for sale (not a person, an actual machine) - w4mw - 27
Date: 2007-12-03, 9:37PM ESTSo I’m a sex toy reviewer, and a little over a year ago I acquired a fucking machine to review (Topco brand, it retails at $395). It’s kinda big, and I really want it out of my apartment. It has all but one attachment (the one I used, which I will throw away), and technically it is lightly used.
Yes, it’s true, I’m trying to sell my lightly used sex machine on CL. I’m asking $100 for it, you come pick it and get it out of my life. It’s manageable to get it on the subway (probably easier with two people), but I recommend wrapping the box in brown paper or something, since it has pictures and words that will make your package very obvious.
CL doesn’t allow me to post the link to the review, but go to fleshbot[dot]com and search “Marital Aid Test Kitchen: The Fucking Love Machine,” and scroll down to the bottom of the page - the review was posted on October 20, 2006.
She filters through the responses, some of which are so outlandish that I had to ask her, “Did people really respond that way?” To which she replied, “Yes, all of those responses are genuine!” WOW! A study in strange humanology, but I love to peek through the door of the crazy world in which we live. Human nature only gets more and more curious as people stop by to look at the machine in person.
Click the picture to go to www.daciaslovemachine.com and download the movie. The first twenty five people who buy the download get a free sex toy courtesy of EdenFantasys - you have your choice between a pocket rocket and a masturbation sleeve.
Seriously, I personally guarantee you that this will be the best $3.00 you spent today ($2.99, actually). Marky and I got to preview the film and we both thought it was clever, funny, curious, voyeuristic, entertaining, and did I mention funny? Now go! Enjoy 25 minutes of unique entertainment.
Mr. and Mrs. Kink’s Kinky Picks (The Week In Kink #9)
http://satinesblog.com
Sex Blog Picks For The Week! I’ve been trying to decide how to do The Week in Kink now that normally the people I would feature are almost all on BestSexBloggers.com. One thing I want to try is a call for submissions. Send your best/favorite post to me at CatalinaLoves@gmail.com and I will take a look at it. If it passes the Catalina loves… test, then I’ll use it in The Week In Kink, which is posted at TheWeekInKink.com and cross-posted all over teh internets.
CatalinaLoves.com:
CatalinaSays.com:
- Learn How To Tie Someone Up and Help Someone Out at The Same Time
- Every Day Gets Weirder Than The Day Before
MarkyDSade.com:
- Mz Berlin and Charlotte Vale in The Training of O
- The Sarge and Backdoor Bondage Have Great Impact Play and Hogtied Style Bondage Content
BackdoorBondageBlog.com:
Nawalochai.com:
IntoTheAttic.com:
The Accidental Blowjob:
The Femmes Guide:
Dungeonplace.com:
Mz Berlin’s Blog:
Lady Sascha’s Blog:
BestSexBloggers.com:
::psst… for more hot sex blog links go to Sugasm.com::
Mr. and Mrs. Kink Present Sugasm #144 - BestSexBloggers.com was Editor’s Choice (Audacia Ray)
Favorite by Erocrush.com
The best of this week’s blogs by the bloggers who blog them. Highlighting the top 3 posts as chosen by Sugasm participants. Want in Sugasm #145? Submit a link to your best post of the week using this form.
This Week’s Picks
Bush Rides Again: Birth Control Defined as “Abortion”?
“The reason you tweak laws, redefining them or broadening their definitions, is to create the opportunity for a legal climate in which challenges may better succeed.”
First Time For Everything: A Polyamorous Relationship
“The only real trouble with being a triad came from the world around us.”
Sex Work And Compassion: Panty Tree
“I will never feel shame for being a sex worker.”
Mr. Sugasm Himself
Sugar Bank
Editor’s Choice
I Meet the Business End of Citibank’s Anti-Adult Business Policy
See also: Fleshbot’s Sex Blog Roundup each Tuesday and Friday.
Erotic Writing and Experiences
Dreams
Needs. I has them.
On Feeling June Cleaverish
Saturday Night
Strippers and race
The Sunday Squirt
Under the Covers
Whenever we’re apart…
Sex Humor
Impertinent Question: Do You Name Your Genitals?
BDSM & Fetish
Anatomy of a Mindfuck
Brutal caning punishments for school girls’ filthy behaviour
Caning; La marca del deseo.
Claire Adams Does Some Wonderful Shibari Rigging In This Scene From The Whipped-Pussy Archives
Mz Berlin (Me!) & Madison Young In Bondage Slave Training
Ring Around the Collar
Two school girls in uniform spanked and caned over the bench.
Witch Stories
Whoring Hubby Spanked - F/m Spanking Pix
Sex Advice
Ask Miss Bliss-My Girlfriend’s Using Coke And Lying About It
Controlling the Urge to Ejaculate
How To Pick A Dildo
Pull My Hair, Slap Me Around - A How-To Guide To Rough Sex, Part 1
Thoughts on Sex and Relationships
Catalina loves Masculinity
It’s been a while - lots of stuff going on!
Satine Phoenix Says, “Save thousands on therapy, go to your reunion!!?”
Wax On; Wacks Off
Sex News, Reviews & Interviews
Fetish Model Toxxxy In Cotton Panties Smearing Jam All Over Herself
FunseXXXtoys Public Baptismal
The Jollie Review For Babeland
Sex on Spout
Sgt Major Makes Jade Marxxx Beg For Pain On Backdoor Bondage
Spanking interview with Thomas S. Roche
NSFW Pics, Videos & Audio
Bedroom Radio #21: Sinclair Sexsmith of Sugarbutch.net
Elaisted is to Corset Photography what Phelps is to Swimming!
Photo Essay
Sex & Politics
The Dilemma of Jefferson: My Dissenting Voice
Friends of Jefferson, Spanking for Justice!
Note: While the Sugasm is back there are still a few bugs to sort out. The submission form isn’t working. For now please send your submission to me directly at radicalvixenatgmaildotcom If you don’t see your post above it probably got lost during the server move. The featured pic will be returning soon. Thanks for your patience!
Mr. and Mrs. Kink Present The Week In Kink #8b
ProPhotoTours.com - Side-by-Side, Start-to-Finish Photographic Workshops
Last week I took the easy way out and sent you to BestSexBloggers.com. This week I did my homework! I included blogs that aren’t on BestSexBloggers.com. Of course I’ll start with a synopsis of our own blogs. We haven’t been writing as much of our own content - this week we became the marketing department for Fetlife.com. If you haven’t checked out Fetlife yet, what are you waiting for? It’s the best social networking site for kinky people just like you!
This week’s Week In Kink is brought to you by the caffeine and nicotine keeping me awake to write it.
Catalina Loves:
Catalina Says:
Mr. and Mrs. Kink.com:
Breathplay.info:
Sgt. Major’s Briefing Room:
Mz Berlin’s Blog:
- Me (Mz Berlin) and Madison Young in Training of O
- Mz Berlin Knows That You’re Not Audrey Hollander - Anal Toys for The Rest of Us
Satine Phoenix’s Blog:
- Satine Phoenix is Shibari Bound and Forced to Cum on Hogtied.com
- Satine Phoenix says, “Save Thousands and Go To Your High School Reunion”
Lady Sascha, Cocktease Extraordinaire:
Waking Vixen:
Marky D. Sade’s Bondage Blog:
Mr. and Mrs. Kink’s Week In Kink
Image by Lochai (http://kirinawa.com)
The weeks sexiest, kinkiest, hottest, blog posts, BDSM scenes, NSFW pics, HNTs, and so much more! That’s The Week in Kink. Catalina chooses her favorite blog posts from her blogs and her friends’ blogs and put them here for you kinky people to read. The Week in Kink is different than The Sugasm because they are all chosen by the editor rather than submitted by the writers. You should check out The Sugasm if you enjoy a weekly digest of the best sex blog posts. It comes out on a different day and generally features different posts than those I’ve chosen. Tell Vixen I sent you :)
And now, without further adieu, I present This Week’s Sexiest Blog Posts…
Catalina Loves - Class And Intellect With A Naughty Twist:
Catalina Says - A Very Opinionated Girl:
The Momme Domme - From Pro Momme to Pro Domme:
Mr. and Mrs. Kink (dot com) - A Very Kinky Marriage:
Corset and Collar:
Breathplay.info - A Very Diverse Fetish Blog:
- Amazing Gas Mask Fetish Rope Bondage Picture with Two Fetish Models
- Lady Sacha + Honey = Lickable and Yummy!
Marky D. Sade - A Very Sexy Bondage/Hardcore BDSM Blog:
- Bondage slut Satine Phoenix in Bondage and Forced Orgasm Scene on Fucking Machines
- Famed Dom Sgt. Major Brings His Slutty Friends To Backdoor Bondage
Mz Berlin’s Blog:
- Superstrings > Sillystring: Mz Berlin’s Elegant Universe
- I, Mz Berlin, Have Fetish, Bondage, FemDom, Shibari, and Humiliation Videos in my Clips4Sale Store
Satine Phoenix’s Blog:
Naughty Secretary:
Narration by D:
Thursday’s Child:
Ellie Lumpesse - Pretentious Pervert:
Sgt. Major’s Briefing Room:
Diary of a Kinky Librarian:
The Accidental Blowjob:
Well, that should keep you busy reading for a while. Sorry that this week’s edition of The Week in Kink is late. It’s because I was off having fun! (GASP) Yes, sometimes I get away from my desk and actually enter the 3-D world and socialize. If I didn’t, I wouldn’t have anything good to write about! :) Enjoy Your Kinky Week!
The image above is by Lochai. Anybody who follows any of my blogs knows about my crush on Lochai and his wife. Check out Lochai’s page at Kirinawa.com and also look at the Lochai categories on Catalina Loves and Catalina Says for more about Lochai and his wonderfulness. Thank you, Lochai, for letting me use your images so freely. I am a very lucky girl.